if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
I shall do it from now on.
(Source: athelstn, via raggedymanspatronus)
You Think Killing People Will Make Them Like You But I Doesn’t; It Just Makes Them Dead: An Autobiography by Hannibal Lecter
(via boat-of-confusion)
